MINI POM COMPLAINS I AM A SPECIAL DOG...

MINI POM COMPLAINS, “I AM A SPECIAL DOG. YET IT IS SO DIFFICULT TO FIND A SUITABLE MATE. BUT LOOK AT SLUMDOG. SLUMDOG HAS BAGGED 8 OSCAR AWARDS. ”

DANNY BOYLE JUMPED LIKE  ME BUT DID NOT BARK OR YELP EXCITEDLY LIKE ME OVER THE OSCAR. THESE HUMANS ARE SO EXCITED OVER GOLD. I AM A GOLDEN BEAUTY LOOKING FOR A SIMILAR GOLDEN MALE DOG. BUT IT IS SO DIFFICULT TO FIND A GOLDEN DOG AROUND HERE, IN THE MIDST OF THREATS………

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/oscars/7904567.stm

WHENEVER MY GRAND POP VISITS HE KEEPS ADVISING ABOUT MATES BUT I ALWAYS SAY Ï CANNOT BECAUSE MY GRAND POP HAS SUCH BAD TASTE AND WORST CHOICES. HIS ONLY GOOD CHOICE WAS MY GRAND MOM. BUT HE SAYS “SAY YES YOU CAN”.

IN JAN 2009 THE WORLD OVER WATCHED & CELEBRATED THE GRAND WEDDING CEREMONY AND THE LADY LOOKED SPLENDID IN HER WHITE GOWN. THE COUPLE LOOKED PERFECTLY MATCHED AND THE WORLD BEGAN TO SAY YES WE CAN  MARRY TOO.

In 2008 the gharonda veera apt sluts & hooligans played the spoilsport and tortured us with extreme injustice and my alliance could not be fixed.

IN THE NEIGHBOURHOOD THERE IS THE “SHERU” THE WATCHMAN’S DOG AND AN OLD DOG NAMED SNOOPY LIVING WITH HIS OWNERS IN THE OPPOSITE APARTMENT. THIS SHERU IS SO DULL WHILE THIS OLD DOG SNOOPY KEEPS STUMPING HIS FOREPAW IN AN EXCITED MANNER WHENEVER HE SEES ME. YUK! THEY ARE NOT SUITABLE FOR ME. YES WE HEARD ABOUT THE ROMANTIC FRENCH PREZ AND HIS WIFE BRUNY BUT I STILL SAY I CANNOT.

MINI POM SAYS, “HOPE TO FIND ANOTHER GOLDEN DOG LIKE ME THIS SUMMER. SUMMER COMES WITH BUDGET, EXAMS. ETC. SO THAT POLITICKIANS OR STUDENTS ARE FREE TO SPIN THEIR OWN YARN”.

MINI POM JOYFULLY SAYS, “SHE SUPPORTS ME. SHE CALLS ME A SMARTDOG MAKING SMART CHOICES”.

MINI POM SAYS, ÄS YOU ALL CAN SEE FROM MY PIC THAT THE DRESS DOES NOT FIT THE SIZE. SIZE MATTERS$$$$$$$$.