Sunday, March 22, 2009

MINI POM WARNS AGAINST THREATS


MINI POM WARNS SNIFFERS ON THE PROWL.
MINI POM SQUATS ON THE DAILY NEWSPAPER TO HAVE THE FIRST GLIMPSE OF THE HAPPENINGS AROUND THE WORLD.

http://www.dc-epaper.com/DC/DCH/2009/03/21/ArticleHtmls/21_03_2009_001_014.shtml?Mode=0

MINI POM SAYS, “THE DAY STARTED WITH THIS HEADLINES & FOLLOWED BY A SUDDEN INTRUDING VISIT PAID BY THE FLAT OWNERS ONE MAN OR WOMAN AND ANOTHER WOMAN WHO WENT SNOOPING EVERY NOOK & CORNER OF THE FLAT MUCH TO OUR DISMAY. NO HIDDEN SECRETS BUT WE DO NOT APPROVE THE SUDDEN INSPECTION WITHOUT A PHONE CALL OR NOTIFICATION THAT TOO ON A BUSY WORKING DAY DELAYING HER TIME TO ATTEND HER OFFICE. WHATEVER THE EXCUSES$$$ WHEN WILL THEY EVER LEARN!!!!

MINI POM SAYS, “YES I POOP JUST ONCE ON THE NEWSPAPERS PLACED IN THE BALCONY & THIS IS MOST COMMON TO PET OR ANIMAL LOVERS BUT MAY BE DISAGREEABLE TO HUMANS WHO DO NOT FEEL EMOTION TOWARDS ANIMALS. MANY OTHERS TEACH THEIR PETS TO HOUSEBREAK IN THE TOILETS. WHILE THERE IS NO LAW RESTRICTING THE DOG OWNERS FROM WALKING THEIR PETS TO POOP ON THE STREETS HERE.”

OF LATE WITH SO MUCH OF AUTO SALES HERE THE LANES & BYLANES GET CROWDED AND A TINY PET LIKE ME FEELS THREATENED. WHAT IS MORE MOST OF THE VEHICLES CRAWL IN AND OUT WITH SUCH POOPS STUCK TO THE WHEELS AND THESE VEHICLES ARE HAPPILY WASHED IN THE PREMISES. HOPE PEOPLE HERE ACCEPT ME AS A BABY WITHOUT DIAPERS ON.

LEAKAGES OF PIPES IS A COMMON PROBLEM IN APARTMENTS. THE FACT IS CORROSIVE SUBSTANCES LIKE ACID AND SO ON CAN CAUSE INTERNAL PIPES TO RUST, ERODE & CAUSE LEAKAGES MORE QUICKLY THAN THE GROUND WATER. THEREBY HOTWATER & MILD DETERGENTS ARE RECOMMENDED TO WASH THE BATHROOMS/TOILETS. THERE ARE BIG FAMILIES CONSUMING MORE WATER THAN A SMALLER FAMILY OR WITH REGULAR GUESTS.

http://www.mscode.com/free/statutes/41/029/0005.htm

http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/702665

MINI POM SAYS,”AS A GENUINE ANIMAL LOVER MY HUMAN MOM DECIDED TO PERSONALLY INVESTIGATE & INSPECT THE LEAKAGE. SHE FOUND OUT THAT THE DAMPENED CEILING EXISTED SINCE A LONG TIME. THE PREVIOUS OCCUPANTS WERE THE LARGE FAMILY. HER GUESS WAS CORRECT ABOUT LARGE FAMILIES CONSUMING MORE GROUND WATER. SUCH LEAKAGES ARE VERY COMMON IN APARTMENTS.

MINI POM IS AMUSED AND HATES BEING A TARGET FOR POLITICIZATION OR NARROWED OUTLOOK TOWARDS PETS.

MANY WASH THEIR BALCONIES AND THE WATER FALLS DOWN INTO THE PREMISES THROUGH THE DRAINAGE OUTLET. BUT SUDDENLY THEY HAVE ISSUED A NOTIFICATION BLOCKING AND RESTRICITING THE USE OF THE AMENITY WITHOUT BUILDING AN INBUILT OUTLET SYSTEM. WHEN THESE FEW COME UP WITH NEW IDEAS THAN THEY SHOULD ALSO BE ABLE TO SPEND TOWARDS EXPENDITURES FOR CHANGES. SURPRISINGLY THERE WAS NO MENTION ABOUT THE OLD ELEVATOR THAT DOES NOT WORK MOST OF THE TIME & THE INADEQUATE SECURITY PROVIDED FOR AN EXHORBITANT MONTHLY MAINTAINENCE AMOUNT.

http://www.doxtop.com/Browse/80729b16/shanthi-apt-association-tarnaka.aspx


MINI POM SAYS, “NOW THESE FLAT OWNERS AND SOME OTHER OCCUPANTS ARE GOING TO DISTURB US WITH PLUMBERS AND THREATS.

WITH THE INDIAN ELECTIONS TO TAKE PLACE IN A THREE WEEKS TIME THERE IS POLITICAL SUPREMACY AT PLAY.

DO NOT DISTURB ANIMALS!!!!!

MINI POM SAYS, “V DISLIKE THREATS OR POLITICIZATIONS”.

Thursday, February 26, 2009

MINI POM COMPLAINS I AM A SPECIAL DOG...


MINI POM COMPLAINS, “I AM A SPECIAL DOG. YET IT IS SO DIFFICULT TO FIND A SUITABLE MATE. BUT LOOK AT SLUMDOG. SLUMDOG HAS BAGGED 8 OSCAR AWARDS. ”

DANNY BOYLE JUMPED LIKE  ME BUT DID NOT BARK OR YELP EXCITEDLY LIKE ME OVER THE OSCAR. THESE HUMANS ARE SO EXCITED OVER GOLD. I AM A GOLDEN BEAUTY LOOKING FOR A SIMILAR GOLDEN MALE DOG. BUT IT IS SO DIFFICULT TO FIND A GOLDEN DOG AROUND HERE, IN THE MIDST OF THREATS………

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/oscars/7904567.stm

WHENEVER MY GRAND POP VISITS HE KEEPS ADVISING ABOUT MATES BUT I ALWAYS SAY Ï CANNOT BECAUSE MY GRAND POP HAS SUCH BAD TASTE AND WORST CHOICES. HIS ONLY GOOD CHOICE WAS MY GRAND MOM. BUT HE SAYS “SAY YES YOU CAN”.

IN JAN 2009 THE WORLD OVER WATCHED & CELEBRATED THE GRAND WEDDING CEREMONY AND THE LADY LOOKED SPLENDID IN HER WHITE GOWN. THE COUPLE LOOKED PERFECTLY MATCHED AND THE WORLD BEGAN TO SAY YES WE CAN  MARRY TOO.

In 2008 the gharonda veera apt sluts & hooligans played the spoilsport and tortured us with extreme injustice and my alliance could not be fixed.

IN THE NEIGHBOURHOOD THERE IS THE “SHERU” THE WATCHMAN’S DOG AND AN OLD DOG NAMED SNOOPY LIVING WITH HIS OWNERS IN THE OPPOSITE APARTMENT. THIS SHERU IS SO DULL WHILE THIS OLD DOG SNOOPY KEEPS STUMPING HIS FOREPAW IN AN EXCITED MANNER WHENEVER HE SEES ME. YUK! THEY ARE NOT SUITABLE FOR ME. YES WE HEARD ABOUT THE ROMANTIC FRENCH PREZ AND HIS WIFE BRUNY BUT I STILL SAY I CANNOT.

MINI POM SAYS, “HOPE TO FIND ANOTHER GOLDEN DOG LIKE ME THIS SUMMER. SUMMER COMES WITH BUDGET, EXAMS. ETC. SO THAT POLITICKIANS OR STUDENTS ARE FREE TO SPIN THEIR OWN YARN”.

MINI POM JOYFULLY SAYS, “SHE SUPPORTS ME. SHE CALLS ME A SMARTDOG MAKING SMART CHOICES”.

MINI POM SAYS, ÄS YOU ALL CAN SEE FROM MY PIC THAT THE DRESS DOES NOT FIT THE SIZE. SIZE MATTERS$$$$$$$$.

Sunday, January 18, 2009

MINI POM SINGS..




MINI POM SINGS DESPITE TORTURE, THREAT. SUDDEN SICKNESS ON 10/01, 12/01 & 17/01….

MINI POM SINGS, “WOW..OOF..BOW..WOW.. BARKING IS ALL I GOT TO TAKE UR HEART AWAY. BOW WOW….LET US START AN ANIMAL STORY ……,Y PUPPY LUV…..”.

MINI POM SAYS, “IT IS ALRIGHT FOR A TINY PET LIKE ME TO LAZE AROUND AND SING THE SONGS TILL SHE RETURNS FROM HER LOUSY OFFICE, BUT WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF LOCAL, NATIONAL & WORLD LEADERS START SINGING THIS SONG. THE WORLD SHALL GO TO THE DOGS SINGING JUST WORDS IN THEIR TALL SPEECHS.

MY GRAND MOM USED TO SAY THAT VILLAGERS ARE LOADED INTO TRUCKS AND TAKEN AS AN EXCURSION TRIP TO POLITICAL VENUES. NOW WITH MEGASTARS & SUPERSTARS TURNING INTO POLITICIANS THE MASS GATHER FOR TICKET LESS ENTERTAINMENT. BUT WHO ALL GET TO EAT THE CREAMY ICINGS WHEN THESE POLITICIANS DEVELOP LUXURY MALLS, RESORTS, HOTELS AND SO ON FOR THE AFFLUENT. THE FEW ACTIVISTS MANAGE TO GET EMPLOYED WITH POLITICAL RECOMMENDATIONS.

THE GOVERNMENT OFFICES DESPITE COMPUTERISATION ARE PRONE TO COMMITT EASY ERRORS ALL THE TIME. THEY WILFULLY DO SO IF THEY ARE FAMILIAR WITH THE IDENTITY OF THE HARRASSED PERSON. MANUAL ENTRY AND PAPER BOOKS ARE NOT ALTOGETHER DISPENSED WITH AND COMPUTERISATION OF ALL OFFICES ALREADY BEGUN. MOST OF THE WEBSITES OFFER OUTDATED DETAILS.

EVEN WHILE THE EMPLOYEES ARE STRUGGLING TO COPE WITH THE CHANGE CAUSED BY COMPUTERISATION. THE POLITICIANS HAVE DECIDED THAT LARGE STATES ARE TOO BIG TO HANDLE AND WANT STATES LIKE ANDHRA PRADESH SPLIT INTO TWO. THIS CAN CAUSE MORE CHAOS AND CONFUSION WITH INCOMPETENCY AND LETHARGY IN GOVERNMENT OFFICES STILL UNCURED. INSTEAD OF FINDING A SOLUTION TO THE EXISTING PROBLEM THE STATE IF SPLIT INTO TWO CAN POSE MORE PROBLEMATIC CONFUSIONS AND MOST OF THE COMMON UNPRIVILEGED INDIVIDUALS LIKE MY HUMAN MOM WOULD END UP HARRASSED FURTHER MORE. AS IT IS INDIA AFTER INDEPENDENCE WAS SPLIT INTO PAKISTAN AND INDIA. THE STATES SEGREGATED BASED ON THE LANGUAGE BUT NOW NOBODY UNDERSTANDS WHAT TELANGANA MEANS. IS IT A LANGUAGA OR REGION?

IT IS UNHEALTHY FOR THE NATION AND WORLD FOR POLITIICANS TO SING SONGS AND NOT SLOGANS.

MINI POM WONDERS WHY V R TARGETTED AND POLITICIZED WHENEVER ANY NEWS OCCURS OR THE MOMENT MY HUMAN MOM WEARS ANY SPECIFIC COLOURS THAT ARE SAME LIKE THE FLAGS OF THE VARIOUS POLITICAL PARTIES. MINI POM WONDERS WHY CANNOT THESE LAYMEN POLITICIZE AROUND THOSE MIDDLE CLASS OCCUPANTS OF THE APARTMENTS RESPONSIBLE FOR TORTURING AND KILLING THE DOBERMANNS OR TRESPASSING OR THREATENING OR FILING FAKE CASES AGAINST MY HUMAN MOM.

http://www.mumbaimirror.com/article/30/20090118200901180218349256e0d7a10/No-sister-gets-along-with-her-brother%E2%80%99s-wife

WHAT MINI POM MEANS IS THAT ANYONE CAN PULL STRINGS WITH THE AID OF MIDDLE CLASS APARTMENT OCCUPANTS IN THE CITY AND ENJOY COMPLETE IMPUNITY.

WHY CANNOT THESE CREATURES STOP THEIR SADISM AND PERVERSITY TOWARDS US. IT IS BECAUSE THE REALITY IS TO CHEAT HER OF HER LIVELIHOOD AND ROB HER OF HER ENTITLEMENTS INCLUSIVE THE PROPERTY AND SO ON.